Getting destroyed by an opponent, either individually or as a team. If a defender gets cooked, they've been beaten repeatedly. If a team gets cooked, they've been embarrassed. The opposite of the player who's "cooking" - someone has to be on the receiving end. Common in post-match social media analysis, especially with clips of players getting dribbled past.
When Vinícius Jr. destroyed Kyle Walker multiple times in the 2022 Champions League semi-final, Twitter was full of posts showing Walker getting "cooked" - the clips of him being turned inside out went viral.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
The final pass before a goal. It's become a major stat for measuring creativity alongside goals. Different competitions count it slightly differently - some include rebounds off your shot, others don't. There's also pre-assists (the pass before the assist) and expected assists (xA) for the analytics crowd. De Bruyne and Messi rack up assists at the same rate some players score.
Thierry Henry holds the Premier League record with 20 assists in the 2002-03 season, demonstrating that elite strikers can be creators as well as scorers, combining goals and assists in complete forward play.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
The last line of defence and the only player allowed to use their hands in the box. Keepers need to stop shots, command the area, make quick decisions, and organize the defence. Modern keepers also have to be good with their feet to play out from the back and sweep up behind a high line. It's a lonely position - you get blamed for losses and rarely get credit for wins.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
Getting under the ball with a short backswing to lift it over someone, usually a goalkeeper who's come off their line. You need a soft touch and good judgment of distance. When it works, you look brilliant. When it doesn't, you look like you should have just passed.
Lionel Messi's chip over Manuel Neuer in the 2015 Champions League semi-final was pure genius - rounding the goalkeeper and chipping from a tight angle into an empty net, sealing Barcelona's place in the final.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
The cue that tells a team to start pressing. Common triggers: a back pass, a pass to their weakest player on the ball, the ball going into a certain zone, or a poor touch. Everyone recognizes the trigger and presses together instead of one player chasing alone. Without clear triggers, pressing falls apart and teams just pass around you.
Atlético Madrid under Simeone use the pass to the opposition full-back as a key press trigger - the moment the ball goes wide, the entire team shifts and compresses, knowing the full-back has fewer passing options than a central player.
Robbie
Feb 6, 2026