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A free shot from 12 yards out, given when someone fouls inside the box. Just the taker and the keeper until the ball is struck. Conversion rate sits around 75-80% in professional football, which makes missing feel worse than it should. The mind games between taker and keeper are intense, and shootouts to decide knockout games produce some of football's most memorable agony.

Swooping in at the last minute to steal a transfer from another club, usually by offering more money or better wages. The original buyer has done all the groundwork, the deal seems done, and then someone else comes in and takes the player. It creates bad blood between clubs and makes the selling club look disloyal, but money talks.

A visual showing a team's passing patterns - where players receive the ball and who they pass to. You can see the structure of play: who's the hub, which partnerships connect most, where the team builds. Average position maps show where players spent their time, while pass networks show the connections. Analysts use them to understand how teams function.

An insult for a player whose goal stats are padded by penalties. Used to dismiss achievements by arguing they couldn't score as many from open play. Common in online debates comparing strikers, though it's often unfair to designated penalty takers who didn't choose to be handed spot kicks. Bruno Fernandes at United is a frequent target.

Receiving the ball side-on so you're already facing partially up the pitch, ready to play forward or turn quickly. Better than receiving flat-footed with your back to goal. Players who check their shoulder before receiving can set up half-turns and play faster. It's a small thing that separates players who keep attacks moving from those who have to stop and turn.