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The last line of defence and the only player allowed to use their hands in the box. Keepers need to stop shots, command the area, make quick decisions, and organize the defence. Modern keepers also have to be good with their feet to play out from the back and sweep up behind a high line. It's a lonely position - you get blamed for losses and rarely get credit for wins.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
Getting under the ball with a short backswing to lift it over someone, usually a goalkeeper who's come off their line. You need a soft touch and good judgment of distance. When it works, you look brilliant. When it doesn't, you look like you should have just passed.
Lionel Messi's chip over Manuel Neuer in the 2015 Champions League semi-final was pure genius - rounding the goalkeeper and chipping from a tight angle into an empty net, sealing Barcelona's place in the final.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
The cue that tells a team to start pressing. Common triggers: a back pass, a pass to their weakest player on the ball, the ball going into a certain zone, or a poor touch. Everyone recognizes the trigger and presses together instead of one player chasing alone. Without clear triggers, pressing falls apart and teams just pass around you.
Atlético Madrid under Simeone use the pass to the opposition full-back as a key press trigger - the moment the ball goes wide, the entire team shifts and compresses, knowing the full-back has fewer passing options than a central player.
Robbie
Feb 6, 2026
The standard that VAR is supposed to use before overturning referee decisions. In theory, only intervene if the original call was clearly wrong. In practice, nobody agrees on what's clear or obvious, especially for handball and soft penalties. The phrase has become a punchline for whenever VAR makes a controversial call that seems subjective rather than definitive.
Arsenal fans still argue about the "clear and obvious" standard after various controversial VAR decisions went against them - the phrase became a sarcastic response whenever the technology overturned or upheld questionable calls.
Robbie
Feb 6, 2026
A midfielder whose main job is to receive the ball deep and drive forward with it. Not a classic playmaker who sprays passes, more someone who runs through the middle of the pitch with the ball at their feet. They beat the first line of pressure by carrying, not passing. Mousa Dembélé at Tottenham was the prototype - he'd just glide past people.
Mousa Dembélé at Tottenham was the ultimate carrier - his combination of strength, balance, and close control let him receive under pressure and drive through midfield, beating players without needing to pass around them.
Robbie
Feb 6, 2026