Looking behind you before receiving the ball to see where defenders and teammates are. The best midfielders do it constantly, multiple times before the ball arrives. It lets them know whether to turn, lay it off, or switch play. Players who don't check their shoulder get caught on the ball or miss options. Xavi was famous for how often he scanned the pitch.
Analysis showed Xavi would check his shoulder up to 40 times per game - more than almost any other player. That constant awareness of his surroundings is why his passing was always one step ahead.
Robbie
Jan 17, 2026
Getting under the ball with a short backswing to lift it over someone, usually a goalkeeper who's come off their line. You need a soft touch and good judgment of distance. When it works, you look brilliant. When it doesn't, you look like you should have just passed.
Lionel Messi's chip over Manuel Neuer in the 2015 Champions League semi-final was pure genius - rounding the goalkeeper and chipping from a tight angle into an empty net, sealing Barcelona's place in the final.
Robbie
Feb 7, 2026
When the opposition doesn't score. The term comes from the days when stats were written on paper, and a match with no goals conceded left the sheet clean. Keepers and defenders track their clean sheet totals, and records like Chelsea's 24 in 2004-05 get remembered. It's one of the main ways to measure defensive performance.
Petr Čech kept 220 clean sheets in the Premier League, the most in competition history, with his peak coming during Chelsea's dominant mid-2000s when their defense was virtually impenetrable.
Robbie
Jan 23, 2026
Statement that one player is definitively better than another. "Messi is clear of Ronaldo" or "Haaland clears Kane." Leaves no room for nuance - it's a complete dismissal of the comparison. Often followed by "and it's not even close." Used in debates where fans don't want to engage with actual arguments and just want to state their conclusion as fact.
"Vinícius Jr. is clear of Rashford and it's not even close" became a common Twitter take as their careers diverged - the term shuts down debate by asserting there's no comparison to be made.
Robbie
Jan 24, 2026
The standard that VAR is supposed to use before overturning referee decisions. In theory, only intervene if the original call was clearly wrong. In practice, nobody agrees on what's clear or obvious, especially for handball and soft penalties. The phrase has become a punchline for whenever VAR makes a controversial call that seems subjective rather than definitive.
Arsenal fans still argue about the "clear and obvious" standard after various controversial VAR decisions went against them - the phrase became a sarcastic response whenever the technology overturned or upheld questionable calls.
Robbie
Feb 6, 2026