When a one-sided match ends in an exceptionally high and unexpected score it is often referred to as resembling the runs scored in a cricket match.
The Tottenham 9-1 Wigan match in 2009 was more like a cricket score than a football result.
The Commentator
Apr 25, 2026
Mocking term for putting crosses in with no plan and hoping something happens. "Inshallah" means "God willing" in Arabic - you're basically praying the ball falls kindly. Used to criticize teams that just launch crosses at the box when they can't break down a defence, especially if they don't have anyone good in the air to aim at.
Manchester United under certain managers became associated with "cross and inshallah" football - when struggling to break down deep defenses, they would resort to endless crosses from wide areas despite lacking a traditional target man.
Robbie
Feb 9, 2026
Shape to pass or shoot, then drag the ball behind your standing leg with the inside of your foot and spin away. Named after Johan Cruyff, who did it to Swedish defender Jan Olsson at the 1974 World Cup and left him completely fooled. The trick is that your body says one thing while doing another. It's taught to kids everywhere now because it's simple and it works.
Johan Cruyff's execution against Sweden in the 1974 World Cup became iconic - he shaped to cross, planted his foot, dragged the ball behind his standing leg, and accelerated away, leaving Olsson completely wrong-footed.
Robbie
Jan 21, 2026
A pass from the byline back into the penalty area, usually toward the edge of the six-yard box. The crosser gets to the end line and pulls it back to an arriving teammate. Cutbacks are high-percentage chances because the ball is traveling away from the goalkeeper, making it easier to finish. Modern teams create cutbacks constantly because the xG from them is excellent.
City's goals often come from cutbacks. The winger gets to the byline, the defense is scrambling, and a simple pass across the six-yard box finds someone with an open goal. It's not flashy, but it's clinical.
Robbie
Jan 17, 2026