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Social media slang for a league that's seen as uncompetitive because one team always wins. The implication is that the league is so easy, farmers could play in it. Originally aimed at Ligue 1 during PSG's dominance, now used for any league with a clear favourite. It gets thrown around in arguments about player stats - "he only scored that many because it's a farmer's league." Dismissive and disrespectful to everyone else in that league, but very common online.

A midfielder who arrives late into the penalty area to score. Not the same as a shadow striker who plays behind the forward - the box crasher starts deeper and times runs to arrive just as the ball comes in. Lampard was the original, but Gündoğan, Bellingham, and Rice all do it now. Getting into the box without the ball is an underrated skill.

Deliberately stepping up as a defensive unit just before a pass to catch attackers offside. Risky because mistiming leaves attackers through on goal. Requires the whole back line to move together on the same cue. Some teams use it constantly; others avoid it because one mistake is catastrophic. VAR has made tight offside calls more reliable, which should help traps, but marginal decisions still create controversy.

Italian for "door-bolt." A defensive system built around tight organization, zonal marking, and a sweeper (libero) sitting behind the back line. Inter Milan under Helenio Herrera developed it in the 1960s, using formations like 1-3-3-3 or 1-4-4-1. The plan: defend deep, stay compact, hit on the counter. Critics called it negative football, but it worked and shaped defensive thinking across Europe.

A full-back who moves inside into midfield instead of staying wide, letting the winger provide width. Guardiola made it famous with Cancelo and Walker at City. The idea is to overload the middle of the pitch, keep the ball better, and create triangles that are hard to press. It changes the shape completely - a 4-3-3 becomes something like a 3-2-2-3 when you have the ball.