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Winning ugly through time-wasting, cynical fouls, provocation, surrounding the ref, and anything else that bends the rules' spirit. Purists hate it, but it works, especially for underdogs or teams protecting a lead. The term has flipped from insult to badge of honour for some fanbases. Diego Costa made an entire career out of being a world-class shithouse.

A visual showing where shots were taken from, usually with size or color indicating xG. You can see at a glance whether a team is shooting from good or bad positions. Shot maps reveal patterns - a striker who only shoots from inside the six-yard box, or a midfielder who tries their luck from everywhere. Post-match analysis uses them constantly to show what chances were created.

The official term for diving - going down without sufficient contact to make it look like a foul. Players simulate to win free kicks and penalties or get opponents booked. It's a bookable offense if the referee catches it, but enforcement is inconsistent. VAR can overturn penalties won through simulation. The line between "going down easily" and simulation is subjective.

A chance so easy that missing it is inexcusable. Open goals, simple one-on-ones, headers from two yards out. When you miss a sitter, you hold your head and your teammates look at the floor. Compilations of missed sitters are popular online because even the best players mess up the simple ones sometimes.

Used to describe Tottenham Hotspur's tendency to collapse. If a team is in a strong position and finds a way to throw it away, that would be Spursy. Things like bottling a title race, a late defensive error, or a general inability to get over the line in big moments. Other clubs choke too, but Spurs somehow made it part of their identity.