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Your comprehensive guide to football and soccer terminology, slang, and phrases used by fans and players worldwide.

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Champions League (UEFA)

The pinnacle of club football – the European Cup. The best clubs in Europe qualify through performance in their domestic league the previous season. Historically, before the rebrand to the Champions League in 1992 the tournament was a straight knockout, home and away legs each round, and only champions from each country. Now, the format is a large league table of 36 teams, multiple clubs from the top leagues. Each team plays 8 matches before progressing to a home and away knockout phase. The final is the biggest game of the season. It's all about the glory. The Champions League brand is used for every other continent apart from South America (the top competition is called Copa Libertadores de América).

Maybe the greatest European final of all was AC Milan 3-3 Liverpool in Istanbul, 2005. A World Class Milan team went 3-0 up at half time only to be shaken in a special 6 minutes in the second half. An average Liverpool team created the ‘Miracle of Istanbul’, winning a 5th European Cup on penalties.

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As It Stands

Said by commentators about 10,000 times during matches on the last day of the season. When every team is playing at the same time and the goals are flying in, we're told the table 'As it stands' every time a goal goes in somewhere and the title, promotion, European or playoff places, and relegation matters change multiple times. Drama!

With just seconds to go in the Manchester City v QPR match at the end of the 2011-2012 season the commentators let us know that "As it stands, Manchester United are Champions". Then came the iconic "Aguerooooo!" moment as City snatched the league title with the last kick of the season.

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4-4-2 Formation

Formation consisting of 4 defenders, 4 midfielders and 2 strikers. One of football's most straightforward and durable formations. Everyone knows their job: two central midfielders (usually one sits, one runs), wide midfielders stretch the pitch, and a strike partnership works off each other. It was the default in English football for years and still gets used because it's easy to set up and hard to get badly wrong.
Burnley have stuck to their 4-4-2 for their game against Wolves.
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Free 8

A new breed of attacking midfielder than that acts as a hybrid between an 8 (midfield engine/arriving late in the box) and a 10 (playmaker just behind the strikers). There are usually two players occupying the free 8 role, sitting just in front of a lone CDM and just behind the forwards. They often operate in the half spaces and their job is typically to create chances for the forwards. Pep Guardiola is often credited as being the person behind the free 8 role, having used it at Barcelona with Xavi and Iniesta in the role, then later at Manchester City, with Kevin De Bruyne (KDB) and David Silva in the role.
City are playing with 3 in the midfield. Well, Fernandinho as the 6 and KDB and Silva in the free 8 role.
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KDB

The shorthand of Kevin De Bruyne.
What a strike from KDB.
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Cross and Inshallah

Mocking term for putting crosses in with no plan and hoping something happens. "Inshallah" means "God willing" in Arabic - you're basically praying the ball falls kindly. Used to criticize teams that just launch crosses at the box when they can't break down a defence, especially if they don't have anyone good in the air to aim at.
Manchester United under certain managers became associated with "cross and inshallah" football - when struggling to break down deep defenses, they would resort to endless crosses from wide areas despite lacking a traditional target man.
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Thunderbastard

A long-range goal absolutely leathered into the top corner. The kind that leaves keepers standing still and commentators screaming. Originated from British football culture and spread through podcasts and social media. A true thunderbastard combines distance, power, and accuracy.

Did you see Szoboszlai's free kick v City? Absolute thunderbastard

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