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A long-range goal absolutely leathered into the top corner. The kind that leaves keepers standing still and commentators screaming. Originated from British football culture and spread through podcasts and social media. A true thunderbastard combines distance, power, and accuracy.
Did you see Szoboszlai's free kick v City? Absolute thunderbastard
The Gaffer
Feb 9, 2026
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