Slang

An insult for strikers who score mostly from close range - the implication being anyone could tap the ball in from there. Used to dismiss prolific scorers by suggesting positioning doesn't count as a skill. Poachers would argue that being in the right place constantly is harder than it looks. Inzaghi got called this his whole career, but he won everything and scored in Champions League finals.

British slang for technical skill, especially flashy stuff - quick feet, nutmegs, close control. Comes from "technique" and emerged from street football and youth culture before spreading online. "Good tekkers" means a player can do impressive things with the ball. It's informal and mostly used by fans rather than pundits or analysts.

Swooping in at the last minute to steal a transfer from another club, usually by offering more money or better wages. The original buyer has done all the groundwork, the deal seems done, and then someone else comes in and takes the player. It creates bad blood between clubs and makes the selling club look disloyal, but money talks.

An insult for a player whose goal stats are padded by penalties. Used to dismiss achievements by arguing they couldn't score as many from open play. Common in online debates comparing strikers, though it's often unfair to designated penalty takers who didn't choose to be handed spot kicks. Bruno Fernandes at United is a frequent target.

When a player is on fire and can't stop performing. "He's cooking" means they're in unstoppable form, usually dominating matches and making everything look easy. The term spread from internet slang into mainstream football commentary. Can also be used negatively - "they got cooked" means they got destroyed.