Robbie

An agreement to sign for a new club that can be made when a player has six months or less on their current contract. The player sees out their deal, then joins the new club on a free. Big clubs hate it because they lose valuable players for nothing. Players and agents love it because all the money that would've gone to the selling club can go into wages and signing bonuses instead.

Roll the ball up the back of your standing leg and flick it over your head, over the defender, and collect it on the other side. The ball arcs like a rainbow. High-risk, high-reward, and often considered showboating if you do it when you don't need to. When it works, it humiliates the defender. Neymar does it regularly and has drawn angry reactions from opponents who didn't appreciate being embarrassed.

Putting the ball in your own net. Usually bad luck, a deflection, or a desperate clearance gone wrong. The last player to touch it gets the own goal credited to them. Teammates and fans generally forgive it because nobody does it on purpose. Deliberate own goals are one of football's biggest taboos.

The official term for diving - going down without sufficient contact to make it look like a foul. Players simulate to win free kicks and penalties or get opponents booked. It's a bookable offense if the referee catches it, but enforcement is inconsistent. VAR can overturn penalties won through simulation. The line between "going down easily" and simulation is subjective.

A midfielder who arrives late into the penalty area to score. Not the same as a shadow striker who plays behind the forward - the box crasher starts deeper and times runs to arrive just as the ball comes in. Lampard was the original, but Gündoğan, Bellingham, and Rice all do it now. Getting into the box without the ball is an underrated skill.