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The official term for diving - going down without sufficient contact to make it look like a foul. Players simulate to win free kicks and penalties or get opponents booked. It's a bookable offense if the referee catches it, but enforcement is inconsistent. VAR can overturn penalties won through simulation. The line between "going down easily" and simulation is subjective.

Social media slang for a league that's seen as uncompetitive because one team always wins. The implication is that the league is so easy, farmers could play in it. Originally aimed at Ligue 1 during PSG's dominance, now used for any league with a clear favourite. It gets thrown around in arguments about player stats - "he only scored that many because it's a farmers' league." Dismissive and disrespectful to everyone else in that league, but very common online.

A midfielder who arrives late into the penalty area to score. Not the same as a shadow striker who plays behind the forward - the box crasher starts deeper and times runs to arrive just as the ball comes in. Lampard was the original, but Gündoğan, Bellingham, and Rice all do it now. Getting into the box without the ball is an underrated skill.

Deliberately stepping up as a defensive unit just before a pass to catch attackers offside. Risky because mistiming leaves attackers through on goal. Requires the whole back line to move together on the same cue. Some teams use it constantly; others avoid it because one mistake is catastrophic. VAR has made tight offside calls more reliable, which should help traps, but marginal decisions still create controversy.

Italian for "door-bolt." A defensive system built around tight organization, zonal marking, and a sweeper (libero) sitting behind the back line. Inter Milan under Helenio Herrera developed it in the 1960s, using formations like 1-3-3-3 or 1-4-4-1. The plan: defend deep, stay compact, hit on the counter. Critics called it negative football, but it worked and shaped defensive thinking across Europe.

A full-back who moves inside into midfield instead of staying wide, letting the winger provide width. Guardiola made it famous with Cancelo and Walker at City. The idea is to overload the middle of the pitch, keep the ball better, and create triangles that are hard to press. It changes the shape completely - a 4-3-3 becomes something like a 3-2-2-3 when you have the ball.

Positioning to help a teammate who's engaging the ball, ready to step in if they get beaten. The covering player provides insurance - if the first defender fails, the covering defender should be there. Good teams have layers of cover; poor teams have gaps. Centre-back partnerships are built on trust that your partner will cover you when you step out to press.

A player who's always getting hurt. Whether it's bad luck, poor training habits, or physical fragility, the pattern repeats. Clubs hesitate to invest heavily in injury-prone players because you can't rely on them. The label can be unfair when injuries are random, but some players genuinely seem to break down every few months.

A young player with exceptional talent who's expected to become world class. The label creates pressure and expectations. Some wonderkids fulfill the hype (Messi, Mbappé), others don't (Freddy Adu, remember him?). Football Manager made the term mainstream - everyone's hunting the next wonderkid before their price explodes. The hype machine starts younger every year.

How often a team plays forward rather than sideways or backward. High verticality means lots of progressive passes; low verticality means lots of circulation and recycling. Neither is inherently better - it depends on what you're trying to do. Guardiola teams often have lower verticality in possession but devastating vertical moments when gaps appear. Direct teams have high verticality throughout.